gifs that have a lot of words in them, but move too fast
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
That’s fucked up. That’s real fucked up. That’s some ice spider shit and I do not approve.
That is the sickest shit ever
i just imagined a tiny little ice-spider on the mirror singing ‘let it go’ as he builds his little icy webby fortress.
Sometimes we all need supervillain awesomeness in stereo.
So I give you these two.
Jokes apart - this world needs Michael Fassbender and Tom Hiddleston in one scene, SMILING WITH ALL THE TEETH THEY HAVE. That would start a new level of awesomeness.
UPDATED: Magneto’s face practically BEGGED for a smoke…
that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”
im using this phrase from now on
my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
Pavlov is laughing in his grave
Coyote riding public rail in Portland, OR (via)
It would be Portland